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If God Was One of Us

2009-04-26T20:38:00.003+01:00

Joane Osbourne:
If God had a name, what would it be
And would you call it to his face
If you were faced with him in all his glory
What would you ask if you had just one question

Me:
ARE YOU DUMB?!!!?

F%#@&%cking taxist

2009-03-15T10:20:00.002Z

I entered the taxi, the music was too loud for a taxi...
I never heard such a music in a British taxi, and certainly not from an Indian driver.
I have to shout very loud my address and the taxi driver looked at me like a bit annoyed. I thought, you turn the music down and I won't need to shout so loud!!

After some seconds there.... It was my mp3, ups.

It makes me laugh, what can I say?

2009-03-12T19:18:00.000Z

Starting a new trend

2009-03-04T21:08:00.010Z

It seems amazing how a new trend can start.
We were touring the London's Back Passages, a meeting I organized for Couch Surfing.
Some of the alleys, reminded me to what we did in the High School.
After start climbing the wall, I saw some people who came back and stared at me....
When I finished, two girls did a closer to the ground version of "our show".
But ours was faaaaar better:

Flickr Photos

2009-02-03T13:11:00.004Z

Can you crack this?

2009-01-24T21:41:00.002Z

Went home, after a day of work.

The owner of the house where I rent the room asked me if I wanted to met his friend. A Thai girl friend of his wife.
Well, yes...

A woman with a laptop was in the living room (oh, no! a laptop...)
Second phrase:
I know you are tired but... (my head said, but fuck you I'm going to ask questions about the laptop anyway).

How we can move the bar to the right place.
Like this......

I learned how to make short cuts today (.........)

I have this game, it doesn't work. My sister copied it and it was working.
Opens the game....
You need to pay to play more.
But my sister copied and it was working.
Ok, but you need to pay more to play more.

Can you crack it?

Ehrrr, couple of answer flashed in my mind:
-I could try (remembering my first logical jumps changes).
-I only crack things with a gun in my head, a hooker sucking my .... and a limit of 60 seconds (rude answer)

Fortunately I could answer that cracking is not an easy thing, not anyone knows how to do it.

After showing me some of the new short cuts she just created, said again:
Oh, I really like this game. My sister told me to find someone who knows (WHO KNOWS WHAT???) and asked him to crack it.
Ok.....

I thought the worst was out, but it wasn't the case.

As you are English you need to help me in a game (asking me and the owner of the house, but I thought: Me, English??).
........

Pair matching game.... But that was the one to allow the access to the real game she wanted to get help for.

After waiting the lady had finished matching all pairs (with no help from us, of course). The real game started.
Find things in a Wally stile game.
A shop, a shopping list and a lot of words I didn't ever heard before.

That was too much for me. Had to leave in the more polite manner I could.....

But before leaving....
I will come one day you don't work, and you will explain me.
Great!, I thought. It's my dream, my day off teaching how to create short cuts!

After years of meeting this kind of people I learned that their objective is that you transfer all your knowledge and skills, you had learned through years and thousands of hours, in 30 minutes while they are ignoring you and you move the mouse of their pc-laptop.
And probably they don't ever know Matrix!!

blah, blah, blah.....

2009-01-19T19:15:00.003Z

I was on party last Saturday,
taking some snack from a table, and a girl came and started talking:
-Where are you from?
-Spain, and you?
-Portugal, I was working in Spain for some months until this month...
(typical blaming of spanish job market here)
I tried to continue the conversation, no much success.
She kept talking,
Blah, blah, blah blah,
Another try to say something, no luck.
Blah, blah blah, I moved to London two weeks ago...
Aha.
Blah, blah, blah, I live in the north-est
Aha.
Blah, blah blah.....
Aha.

After 15 min. of talking. She turned around and went to another place.

I started thinking, Did I say something after Spain? Probably nothing that was heard by the other end.
I felt really strange, she came, talk, and went.....

Probably I wasn't necessary there, probably she could use a piece of cheese from the table as a target. But their were not at the correct eye level.